Bio Poem

Eric

Who is paranoid, lazy, and always broke

Who is the brother of Justin

Who loves disc golf, music, and Helga

Who feels angry that I have to submit this

Who needs some cash

Who gives what he can

Who fears pinching

Who would like to see a monkey football game

Who shares cornbread

Who is an organ donor

Who is a resident of the Starship Enterprise

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