Notes: One Sunday evening, I was bored and wrote this spontaneously. I then tweaked it and tweaked it some more, and now I am submitting it here. The tweaks I applied were purely aesthetic, so I'm not entirely sure if this is some deep, rich metaphor about life or a load of nonsense that sounds pretty in my head. On the other hand, that's true of everything I say.
Anyhow, first submission. Critique, attack, criticize, decapitate, dissect, disembowel, defenestrate, do whatever you want with it.