This is who I am. I have 16 submissions.
 Ah, the numerous insecurities of self expression. About me? About me?! What words could I use to describe myself that I would want anyone with internet access to know? No words, none at all (with the somewhat hefty exception of these words, which, in a rather long winded fashion simply describe my personal insecurities and my rather maniacal paranoia). Nevertheless, they'll never take me alive. For information is the key, Information is information, and whether valuable, or usable, or not or neither, 'tis information nonetheless. Alas! Said informations shall not be divulged here, not in this place. This place is not worthy of said information, (which shall be from here on referred to as "chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks;" I cannot stress enough the critical importance of the said abbreviation,(though, by definition an abbreviation must be brief; or in the least more brief than the term for which it is abbreviating. And though the aforementioned is quite the contrary, it shall be referred to as such for these purposes. And while contrary it is, (for these purposes) simple contradictions matter little when logic as we know it ceases to exist. (this event is inevitable as it has been forseen as logic exists in everyone and with such existence, the said logic (or lack there of) such as in the aforementioned abbreviation can cease to exist with the eventual passing of time as use of aforementioned abbreviations (which are in fact the pinnacle of of illogic become much and much a more a more popular ritual.))) it's use, (as stated in the above parenthetical bloodbath. (Which, if you haven't noticed has yet to complete itself.)) is nearly a direct correlation of you, the reader's respect for the importance of imformation.)))) as chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks has no business rearing its ugly head in such an environment. Such an environment hath little worth in hathving the likes of chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks. In other words, chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks is simply chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks, and shall be referred to as none other than the aforementioned, their existence is critical, and the fact that they will inevitably cease to exist, is in fact a fact! Therefore if a fact is chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks, than chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks it its own opposite! Alas, a paradox! chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks = chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks and chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks = (-1)chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks!! This cannot be possible, though 'tis. And that realization cannot be any other than, yes: chooky chooky chompy cheeky cheeks. (Keep in mind that these chooky cheeks that chomp upon the the cheeky chooks have no business in cheeky chook chomping and should therefore be subjected to none other than chooky cheek chomping. And alas, since chooky cheeks are none other than chooky cheeks, than the chooky cheeks will be chomping chooky cheeks, and thus chomping themselves! ...Ahhh, the several paradocies in chooky cheeks and cheeky chooks and chompy chooks and cheeky chomps and chooky chooks chompy chomps chooky chomps chompy cheeks and most seniorilly and most critically: cheeky cheeks.) Enough, Enough, too too much much.. memories memories vegetables vegetables toaster toaster mini mini muffins muffins.. Jarflarabaglous!? Jourmloba jilforkerly jiggajiggazoobymob jamorkidyflob jarkakafarmepertoyatoya! painful bliss, incredible depair, dreadful delights plumb the plomb the plimb the ploomb the plopittyploomplimplomplip. Education phones airplanes plastic linoleum bears knives grandparents lyres shingles painters dishes casettes maracas tunafishes curtains skyscrapers lights chains numbers trees doggiecollars livingrooms characters recliners stores eggs staplers towels fingers baseballs clovers mirrors toilets handcuffs pants buttons shelves VCRs enchiladas bridges persons ages days lifes among the things that we know we know we know we know we know and continue to believe. |
